Current Whereabouts: Everywhere

Ethnicity: Unknown

Age: Unknown

Favorite Food: Spicy Hot Pretzel sticks

PETT Ranking: Level 10+

Weapon(s) of Choice: Any type of guns and bladed weapons, Lasers, Tasers

Known Special Skills: The entire Smiley Brigade is trained extensively in all global hand to hand combat techniques, bladed weapons and military grade guns & armory.

About: The Smiley Brigade is the Kartel’s elite unit of militarized Klown PETTs called upon to persuade, dissuade, eliminate or round up opposing forces, especially escaped Klowns and Potentials. If Navy Seals are the most powerful unit of military trained elites in the world, they’d be as powerful as an ant compared to a member of the Smiley Brigade.

If things are “out of line” or not going to plan, the Kartel will send in a unit of SB’s to straighten out the trajectory.